Does this sound like you?
You tried to write your own copy, but the results were BLAH?
You want to write great blog posts or magazine articles, but you simply don’t have the TIME?
You need to write a book or another product to sell, but you find yourself out of inspiration?
I’m here to get you pristine web content that takes your target audience on a magic carpet ride from visitor to customer to promoter, magnetizing your leads, maximizing your sales and galvanizing your brand along the way.
Sebastian, What Wishes Can You Grant Me?
With my perfect-pitch hearing for writing voices, my ghostwriting will deliver the tone that is right for your brand and audience.
Why would you want to work with a genie writer ?
You can sleep. Blissfully.
You never get stood up, left wondering: ‘where in the world is my copy?’ I don’t do late. I don’t do mediocre. In fact, I don’t do anything I can’t excel in, because I’m a Genie with a capital G.
You'll feel comfortable with me.
Like we’re old friends. Cuz I don’t judge. How could I? I eat two bowls of ice cream a day. (Side note: I believe 10 servings of vegetables cancels it out.)
You get a perceptive strategist.
I believe big picture + details = DYNAMITE RESULTS. So you’re guaranteed a holistic marketing strategy that takes into account your whole story, coupled with a ruthless eye for detail.
You’ll ENJOY this.
The copywriting process should be collaborative — and fun. I build a rapport with my clients that lasts long after the page goes live.
You can throw off this burden.
Let go, pal. I GOT THIS. (And you can head off to Boca.) I’m a relentless, proactive initiator. I will drive the entire process, so you can focus on what you do best.
You get genie-grade writing.
If you’d rather pick a Newton than a Dickens, a Rembrandt than a Worhol, and a Bach than a Madonna, you know why genie-grade writing is preferred.
Your business is not a joke.
You can’t afford to throw dollar bills at some “expert” (while crossing your fingers and praying for results). You need a learn-a-holic on steroids — someone who’s invested 1000s of dollars + hours in ongoing training and peer critique to make sure YOU get an extraordinary return.