You Wish For
- Higher Traffic
- Higher Engagement
- Higher Conversion Rates
You get genie-crafted
copywriting & content marketing for your brand’s success.
Does This Sound Like You?
(AKA which person sounds like you?)
The BURNED
Biz Guy
You tried to write your own copy, but the results were BLAH?
The OVERWHELMED
Agency Director
You want to write great blog posts or magazine articles, but you simply don’t have the TIME?
The WORD-LESS
Entrepreneur
You need to write a book or another product to sell, but you find yourself out of inspiration?
No Worries
I’m here to get you pristine web content that takes your target audience on a magic carpet ride from visitor to customer to promoter, magnetizing your leads, maximizing your sales and galvanizing your brand along the way.
Hi! I'm Sebastian
Also known as the
Genie of the Inkwell
World-schooling digital nomad, incorrigible learn-a-holic, and results-driven professional copywriter & content marketer for hire.
I’m here to get you electrifying blog content that takes your target audience on a magic carpet ride from visitor to customer to promoter, magnetizing your leads, maximizing your sales and galvanizing your brand along the way.
I make your wishes come true by:
- Auditing your content and reviewing your visitor feedback to get the right tone and voice for your brand and audience down pat.
- Using crisp, fragrant language that tantalizes your prospects with the promise of your unique offering.
- Painstakingly researching the market and analyzing the competition to yield valuable, original content that ranks you ahead.
Let me give you a peek preview of this marketer’s dream journey:
- Our first destination is at High Quality Leads Peak, where you may cool your feet in Fresh Customer Pools.
- We make a stop to cash out on the increased return on investment from your content and digital marketing.
- Our magus-grade travel speeds also boost your online conversions.
You:
Relaxed. Confident. Getting regular updates.
Me:
Glued to my chair ’till every detail is in place. (‘cept for “strategy” breaks)
Obsessed about correctness?
✓ Check
Allergic to mediocre content?
✓ ✓ Double Check
Swiss-style punctuality?
✓ ✓ ✓ Triple Check
Sebastian, What Wishes Can You Grant Me?
Copywriting
Need converting copy?
Whether for your website, sales page, or email sequence, I will provide you with persuasive copy that converts.
Content Writing
Need engaging content?
I write blog and social media posts your target audience relates to, helping your brand and message to get across.
Ghostwriting
Need magnetic writing?
With perfect-pitch hearing for writing voices, my ghostwriting will deliver the right tone for your book and its audience.
What do you get when you work with a genie writer?
Let me paint you a picture of this fantastic chimera:
A professional freelancer‘s
office tie
Dotted with milestones and striped with deadlines.
An SEO specialist‘s
geek goggles
Bubbly with keyword research and sparkly with competitive analysis.
A genie writer's
antique inkwell
Thunderous with a unique voice and electrifying with a personal touch.
A savvy copywriter‘s
sales coat
Sleek with customer journey map awareness and shiny with conversion rate optimization savvy.
A niche expert‘s
nerd cap
Fitted with a thirst for knowledge and furnished with a knack for teaching.
A language wizard‘s
editing wand
Polished with impeccable grammar and laced with mesmerizing vocabulary.
In short, you get genie-grade writing. Genie fast.
You work with someone who’s invested thousands of dollars and hours in ongoing training and certification to make sure YOU get an extraordinary return on YOUR investment.
So...how's your story going to end?
Hire Me
- WOW your colleagues + watch sales rise
- Get sharp, on-brand content that feels exquisitely right
- Enjoy a smoother-than-smoothie process with a personable team player who keeps his word
Don't Hire Me
- Lose MUCH-NEEDED income from prospects who get turned off by your (cobbled-together) brand
- Get flabby, yawn-inducing content that has readers frantically flipping the page — or compulsively clicking the X button — faster than you can say “BAD INVESTMENT”
- Make your competitor REALLY happy ::))