Not my wishes. Your wishes.
Truly, this is
ABOUT YOUR WISHES
You wish for content
that brings you
enormous ROI:
- More Leads
- More Sales
- More Authority
Problem is
most writers’ content
doesn’t fulfill that wish:
- It doesn’t rank and engage enough to bring leads.
- It doesn’t persuade and convert enough to make sales.
- It has too little accuracy or relevancy to be authoritative.
Does this sound like you?
You tried hiring a content writer, but all you got was some fancy-schmancy, jargon-oozing prose that had the engagement rate of a QUANTUM PHYSICS MANUAL.
And that other time, when you needed a drip campaign? You got a flood!…of unsubscribes.
{Cue the violins}
Enters the Genie of the Inkwell
My content writing is not about guesswork (“let’s take ANOTHER shot in the dark!”) or cloning competitors (“let’s be ANOTHER sheep in the herd!”).
I make your wishes come true by:
- Discovering your irreplicable brand DNA and communicating it to the world.
- Using oven-fresh, grin-worthy language that your readers haven’t seen a zillion times before.
- Doing the painstaking research to yield messaging that takes customers from cucumber-cool to jalapeño-hot.
- Projecting the uniqueness of your offering in such a vivid, memorable way, that your prospects are PINNING for more.
Are you ready to
MEET THE GENIE?
Name’s Sebastian
I’m a…
- Husband
- Genie (not of the lamp, mind you…of the inkwell!)
- Recovering gaming addict (strategy ONLY!)
I’m also a…
- Smartblogger-Certified Content Marketer
- Copyblogger-Trained Content Strategist
- AWAI-Graduate Copywriting Master
And…results-obsessed professional content writer who’s hell-bent on fulfilling his clients’ deepest, darkest wishes.
My trademark is a unique concoction of accurate information, entertaining instruction, and bold imagination refined throughout my background.
Five Years Experience
Digital Wish Granting
2016-2017: Weather Forecaster
I apply the sharp data analysis that yielded a 97% prognosis accuracy rating to the research work behind crafting the top 3% content that gets 97% of the market’s attention.
2017-2018: Web Developer
I uphold the solid work ethic that enabled me to code dozens of sites in a year to write several scores of blog posts per year using the formulas behind the most successful content.
2018-Present: Tech Support
I employ the refined empathy that helped the highest-rated web dev courses on Udemy gain 4.8 out of 5 star reviews to infuse dry topics with humour and to break down complex concepts into simple terms the audience can use.
2019-Present: Content Writer
I analyze my clients’ brand voice, reader feedback and target audience, and my posts’ keywords, competitors and background to craft on-brand, SEO-optimized, competition-outranking posts that attract, engage, and convert.
2023-Present: Content Marketer & Strategist
I perform in-depth SEO and SMO research and analyze audience survey & competitor data to design a cohesive brand image and plan an integrated digital marketing strategy across all our content distribution channels.
This means I design and promote YouTube and other social media content, create and target Google Ads and Facebook Ads, and plan and write blog posts and guest posts to grow our domain authority and organic traffic.
I also help optimize our website’s security and performance, write website & ad copy and cornerstone content, design our course curriculum and other products & services, launch email campaigns, and do everything else related to our marketing & strategy.
A peek at my professional writing niches
Note: I can write effectively for other niches as well
Tech
Web Development
Having developed dozens of websites and applications over three years, and then taught web development for five more, I know the profession inside-out, and the audience like the hairs on my head.
Marketing
Online Content
After devouring thousands of blog posts, hundreds of books, and dozens of courses on marketing, and then launching my own blog, channel and publishing house, I know how to get results in this business.
Personal Growth
Self-Improvement
I practiced all aspects of personal growth from goal setting to mindfulness, developing my own self-improvement techniques on every topic from visualization to meditation, gaining a treasure trove of original content to share.
A Wish Come True For Your Team?
You’ll love working with me because…
I get it DONE.
No “dog-ate-my-first-draft!” emails that give you a pit in the stomach. On deadline, every time.
I keep you wide-eyed.
I’m on a mission to zap out snore-inducing content that kills brands before they had a chance to take their first breath. (It’s tragic!)
I use science.
This is not about unleashing my creative soul. I apply proven formulas and the most current marketing + psychology research to get you RESULTS.
What Kinds Of Content?
I’m especially fond of these kinds of wishes:
The Ultimate Guide
– Most comprehensive, authoritative content.
– Highest potential to rank in Google.
The How-To Post
– Most sought-after content type.
– High organic search traffic potential.
The List Post
– Highest overall potential to generate traffic.
– Biggest opportunity for influencer marketing.
– High potential to gain links.
The Contrarian Post
– Highest potential to go viral on social media.
– High opportunity for influencer marketing.
– High click bait potential.
We’re In This Together
If you’re invested in me, you deserve great impeccable.
I will keep chugging matcha tea and wrangling words till every sentence feels like silk, till every kink’s been ironed out, till the folks on your team put down their lattes, look you in the eye, and say “Woah.”
‘Cause I’m a Genie with a jumbo-sized G.
Stop wasting money on content that doesn’t get results.
I will craft you magnetic, engaging content that’s genie-tailored to fulfill your every wish.
If you…
- Need SEO optimized content that ranks based on proved methods & formulas.
- Want to finally work with someone who holds deadlines sacrosanct.
- Need a professional who SPECIALIZES in content to add to your expert marketing team.
- Want an obsessive learn-a-holic who spends his down time pulverizing Hubspot & LinkedIn Learning (and strategy games).