It's not me. It's YOU.

Seriously, this is ABOUT YOU.

You know that
has RIDICULOUS power:

Problem is, your current copy is BLAH.

  • It reads like a treatise on mechanical hydrolysis.

  • It feels like a rerun of a 2 AM infomercial.

  • It has the potency of rice — and the precision of a toddler.

Does this sound like you?

You tried hiring a copywriter, but all you got was some fancy-schmancy, jargon-oozing prose that had the engagement rate of a quantum physics manual.

And that other time, when you needed a drip campaign? You got a flood!…of unsubscribes.

{Cue the violins}

Are you ready to CHANGE THE GAME?

My copywriting is not about guesswork (“let’s take another shot in the dark!”) or cloning competitors (“let’s be another sheep in the herd!”).

I help you WIN the game by:

Because good copy projects the uniqueness of your offering in such a vivid, memorable way, that your prospects are PINNING for more.

Hi! I'm Sebastian

Also known as Genie of the Inkwell

Who Am I?

I’m passionate about words. Ever since I was a young child I wrote great book reports. I got 100 on my 12th grade English regent (shameless show-off) and I hold a Masters in Digital Marketing yada yada yada.

Uh…no. We are, like, allergic to clichés here.

Name’s Sebastian

I’m a…

I’m also an…

My trademark is laser-targeted copy that’s fresh, tight, and effortless to read.

And…results-obsessed copywriter who’s bent on turning clients into WINNERS. I believe good copy is an exquisite reflection of the brand, and I’ll dig deep to discover that brand.

Which means your customers develop a visceral connection with your brand — and choose YOU for the sale!

Hi! I'm Sebastian

Also known as Genie of the Inkwell

Five Years Experience
In Digital Work

I bring to the table a unique blend of bold imagination, accurate information, and entertaining instruction refined throughout my background.

Web Developer

My first-hand experience provides me with an insider’s insight into the tech world. It also enables me to co-operate with your designer and developer to effectively get your copy to dance with your design.

Teaching Assistant

I have a teacher’s knack for breaking down complex concepts into simple explanations, making sure your readers will understand just how great you and your business are.

Copywriter & Content Marketer

I have been trained at AWAI, and my expertise has been certified by Smartblogger and Copyblogger.

Sebastian Neferu Content Marketer
Warning: It's Hot!

A taste of my secret sauce.


Penetrate the core of your brand and excavate its gold before banging out a word.


Take that snarky-looking blank page and load it with written goodness built on your company’s unique offerings + proven marketing research and formulas.


Work with you and your team till the tweaking is done and we both feel like showing off this project to every random person on the subway.

You’ll love working with me because...

I get it DONE.

No “dog-ate-my-first-draft!” emails that give you a pit in the stomach. On deadline, every time.

I keep you wide-eyed.

I’m on a mission to zap out snore-inducing copy that kills brands before they had a chance to take their first breath. (It’s tragic!)

I use science.

This is not about unleashing my creative soul. I apply proven formulas and the most current marketing + psychology research to get you RESULTS.

Does this get your adrenaline pumping?


My 4 Commandments of Copywriting

Are We A Good Fit?

No clichés.

A “high-quality” product means…absolutely nothing. Get ready to drill deep into your product or brand, and discover the specific, measurable elements that make it marvelous.

No corporate gobbledygook.

People do business with people they like. People that sound…human. Let’s partner to create unpretentious copy that makes people nod and say “How did they crawl into my head?”

No dilly dallying.

Responsive clients get better, faster results. When we work together, I’ll expect timely feedback from you —and you can expect prompt, deliciously perfectionized copy from me.

No sketchy brands.

Sleazy salesmen are not invited to this party. I take pride in promoting inspiring brands & people who bring real value to the table.

We're In This Together

If you’re invested in me, you deserve great impeccable.

I will keep chugging coffee and wrangling words till every sentence feels like silk, till every kink’s been ironed out, till the folks on your team put down their lattes, look you in the eye, and say “Woah.”

Cause I’m a perfectionist with a jumbo-sized P.

Stop wasting time + money on people who don't get it.

If you follow my process and rely on my expertise, I will transform your mildly incoherent bullet-points into powerful, persuasive copy that’s even more perfect than your brother (the doctor).

If you…